jessica. 30 something. Manic Pixie Dream Catlady. I live in the Internet, but also in Akron, Ohio. 5'7", thick in the thighs. I love: pugs, tattoos, standup comedy, The Hold Steady, glasses, internet memes, terribly offensive things, boobs, whiskey, lowbrow art, guys with beards, my mom, your mom, and music (mostly indie, hardcore, and metal). you should have a crush on me, i'm awesome.
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not only does our president get re-elected, now the internet fairies have smiled down upon me and given me this?

corgisandboobs:

Much like Corgis, Pugs simply cannot control their buffoonery. One day I shall have a Corgi AND a Pug and my lands will be rich indeed.

I had a corgi and a pug for a brief time, and it was majestical! but omg these puppiesssss

(via deathstarlasernipples)

(via meme-spot)

You guys. She demanded my popsicle. I wish I could get a picture of her tongue- it’s bright red! The Chairman is the best cat ever

You guys. She demanded my popsicle. I wish I could get a picture of her tongue- it’s bright red! The Chairman is the best cat ever

Leto Burrito is cuter than everything.

and then one turned into two…