jessica. 30 something. Manic Pixie Dream Catlady. I'm just another weirdo on the internet, but i'm also an Akron native. 5'7", thick in the thighs. I love: pugs, tattoos, comedy, The Hold Steady, glasses, internet memes, terribly offensive things, boobs, whiskey, lowbrow art, guys with beards, my mom, your mom, and music (mostly indie, hardcore, and metal). you should have a crush on me, i'm awesome.
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not only does our president get re-elected, now the internet fairies have smiled down upon me and given me this?

corgisandboobs:

Much like Corgis, Pugs simply cannot control their buffoonery. One day I shall have a Corgi AND a Pug and my lands will be rich indeed.

I had a corgi and a pug for a brief time, and it was majestical! but omg these puppiesssss

(via deathstarlasernipples)

(via meme-spot)

You guys. She demanded my popsicle. I wish I could get a picture of her tongue- it’s bright red! The Chairman is the best cat ever

You guys. She demanded my popsicle. I wish I could get a picture of her tongue- it’s bright red! The Chairman is the best cat ever

Leto Burrito is cuter than everything.

and then one turned into two…