jessica. 30 something. Manic Pixie Dream Catlady. I'm just another weirdo on the internet, but i'm also an Akron native. 5'7", thick in the thighs. I love: pugs, tattoos, comedy, The Hold Steady, glasses, internet memes, terribly offensive things, boobs, whiskey, lowbrow art, guys with beards, my mom, your mom, and music (mostly indie, hardcore, and metal). you should have a crush on me, i'm awesome.