jessica. 30 something; probably the oldest person on Tumblr ever. do i care? fuck no. Akron native. big butt. I love: pugs, tattoos, The Hold Steady, glasses, a good deal, internet memes, terribly offensive things, boobs, whiskey, lowbrow art, guys with beards, my mom, your mom, and music (mostly hardcore, punk, and metal). you should have a crush on me, i'm awesome.