jessica. 30 something. Manic Pixie Dream Catlady. I live in the Internet, but also in Akron, Ohio. 5'7", thick in the thighs. I love: pugs, tattoos, standup comedy, The Hold Steady, glasses, internet memes, terribly offensive things, boobs, whiskey, lowbrow art, guys with beards, my mom, your mom, and music (mostly indie, hardcore, and metal). you should have a crush on me, i'm awesome.
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I’m sitting in a Lou Malnatis in Chicago, waiting on pizza and salad. Yesterday, I took a bus from Ohio to here to see The Hold Steady play a tiny show. I went back to my hotel around 3am, covered in sweat and glitter.

It’s finally come to me. The lesson I’ve been learning this year. Or really, since I broke it off with A.

I’m doing all of these things alone. And I’m ok being alone.

It’s a great thing.


tis the season

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Date someone who meets you half way. Date someone who brings you a glass a water when they get themselves one. Date someone who makes sure you don’t spend money on ridiculous things. Date someone your ex hates and your mom loves. Date someone who’d rather spend a Friday night watching movies, than out with 50 people they barley even talk to. Date someone who sleeps on your chest and leaves a little puddle of drool. Don’t date someone who makes you leave oceans of tears.
At the end of the day it’s the little things. (via gretzky)

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The thing I miss most about living on my own is the sex I used to have. It was loud. Decadent. Frequent. Fun.

I have to get my own place again, have one more fun year before it’s too late.


How do I uninstall anxiety

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Me, forever.

Me, forever.

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(My new project is photoshopping kittens into my favorite movies! Message me if you have any awesome movie suggestions.)

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